Currently running out of oil

Oil is a former full time pederast who quit his job in Stoke and moved to the slums of Oslo upon finding a four leaf clover. He now spends copious amounts of time investing in muggy 14-fold accumulators and grooming his ever burgeoning collection of reaction images.

Controversy
Oil's perceived mugginess is an ongoing conflict in the /bet/ community. The Retards Hypothesis states that anyone who creates mainstream accumulators is necessarily making a -EV bet, and therefore by definition cannot be shrewd. Others have argued Oil's long term parlay returns indicate the bets are in fact +EV, and therefore he is possibly the shrewdest person /bet/ has ever seen.